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Showing posts with label floor. Show all posts

Thursday, May 31, 2012

It's Finally Done!

There was an old commercial that I remember seeing when I was little; I'm pretty sure it was for Rice Krispies.  It had a young girl showing her younger sister/brother how their mother made Rice Krispy Treats, and when the task was done, she wiped her brow in mock frustration and said, in the sweetest little high-pitched voice, "They're finally done!"

That's about how I felt today:  a scant (?) two months after starting this great project, I've finally finished...and it's a really fantastic feeling.  I think I've grown a great deal as a homemaker; I've learned a lot about how to clean, how often to clean, and when cleaning can wait.  Yes, I ended up with a cleaner house, but I also feel like I ended up stronger, wiser, and more patient.  I think that's a pretty good set of results, considering I was armed with cleaning supplies and a broom for the past eight weeks and I STILL managed to keep my family fed, clothed, and entertained.

I think my next step is to come up with some sort of schedule for consistent cleaning, so that I don't end up with this kind of overwhelming and drawn-out task before me again (or at least, not in the near future), so I guess that means one more post.  Otherwise, friends, thanks for your attention and support for the past few weeks; it's been really fun!

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Baby Boy's Room

I put off cleaning Baby Boy's room until almost the very end of my great endeavor.  I really did have a logical reason:  it's easiest for me to clean while kids are sleeping, and he sleeps the most often, but I can't clean while he's asleep in his room.  Basically, today I took advantage of a rare opportunity:  he was awake, but content to play alone in his infant bouncer; the girls were both asleep.  Also, it was pretty incredible to see that, once I finally got started, this may have been the lightest cleaning job I've had yet!

Action Plan:
1.  Clean light fixture and fan
2.  Clean windows and blinds
3.  Clean door frames
4.  Dust furniture
5.  Clean baseboards
6.  Vacuum floor

As I started at the top, I realized that Baby Boy's room was probably the cleanest in the house.  Why?  We painted it right before we moved him in there, which was a short six months ago (only I would call six months "short" in regards to cleaning).  Before we painted, we cleaned the entire room, so it was in pretty good shape.  I started, as I always do, by washing the light fixture globes and wiping down the fan blades (which I cleaned with ACV).

I moved from there to Windexing the only window in the room and cleaning out the window tracks.  Again, it was reasonably clean, which surprised me; I'm not an expert here, but it seems to me that the east/west facing windows have been significantly less dirty than the north/south facing ones.  Also, the windows that face the neighbors' house are cleaner, and this particular window fit both criteria.  There were no dog nose-prints, no dead spiders or frogs in the tracks, and even minimal outside dirt.  Another happy surprise was that the blinds didn't need cleaning at all; Mini-me used to be in that room, and had pulled down her blinds a few months before.  We bought new ones (more specifically, she did), and they have been closed and hidden behind light-blocking curtains ever since then.

The dirtiest place in the room ended up being the outside lower surface of the bedroom door.  Years' worth of grimy fingerprints had definitely taken their toll, and it took a cloth with ACV, followed by a Lysol wipe, followed by a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, to clean the door to my satisfaction.  After that chore, the dust that I wiped off the surface of the frame seemed like nothing.

Again, the furniture was relatively dust-free, and I am seeing a pattern in Baby Boy's room and the girls' room:  they have less surface area and less clutter ON the surface area, so there's less dust.  It was really quick to clean all his furniture -- like, less than five minutes. Hmm...maybe I should reduce display items in other areas of the house as well, if it's this easy to clean.  On second thought, that would mean doing yet another purge of my books, and I don't think I've got the stomach for it...

I finished up by quickly wiping down the baseboards, which, again, were much cleaner than other baseboards in the house have been.  I moved all the furniture to do a thorough vacuuming, used the hose attachment to get a few stubborn bugs in a corner, and was done with the entire project in less than an hour (about the time, incidentally, that Baby Boy decided he was tired of being alone and was ready for dinner).

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Our Nest

Weeks after I cleaned out my closet and scoured our bathroom, I was finally ready to return to finished cleaning the master bedroom.  I mentioned before that this would probably be the case; I was much more likely to make the rest of the house presentable.  After all, no one sees our little nest but My Love and I.

Action Plan:
1.  Clean light fixture and fan blades
2.  Clean doors and door frames
3.  Clean windows
4.  Dust furniture
5.  Wipe down baseboards
6.  Vacuum floor

I had been a bit reluctant to clean the fan blades because our fan is directly over the bed; I assumed that when I cleaned the blades, showers of dust were going to fall on our comforter and be impossible to remove.  When I finally started the job, however, I was again pleasantly surprised at how reasonable the accumulated dust was.  I certainly hadn't cleaned it in the past month, but definitely within the past year.  A quick wipe with ACV and a trip through some soapy water for the bulbs, and the fixture was done.

When I started to clean the high areas of the room, like the tops of the door frames, Mini-me wandered in and asked to help.  Since I was cleaning with ACV, I let her get a washcloth and start wiping down the baseboards for me.  It wasn't a very thorough job, but it was certainly a start, and I appreciated that she wanted to be involved!

The door frames were no more or less dusty than I expected, but I again encountered dirty door surfaces.  At toddler-level I found crayon marks, fingerprints, scuffs, and discolored flecks.  After scrubbing at the particularly stubborn spots for a while, I reached for my Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.  Apparently, though, part of the way it works is to actually remove a tiny layer of the paint...or something.  Because I stopped scrubbing to discover several places where the stain was gone, but where I could also see the raw wood of the door peeking through the white paint.  Oops.  I put the scrubber away and hoped for the best when My Love came home; repainting is his department.

There was nothing more shocking in the windows than I found in any other part of the house; it's a little sad that it no longer surprises me to find a dead frog trapped between the panes of glass.  The blinds were particularly dusty, but my current cleaning technique seems to be to buy a new set, so there was nothing to do about them at the moment.

Mini-me had done an admirable job with the baseboards, but her commitment to the job lasted about ten minutes (pretty good for a four-year-old), and I had to finish up for her.

Why is it that I vacuum the bedroom less than any other room in the house?  Again, I suppose it's that no one knows except My Love and I.  But every time I DO vacuum, I an so enamored of the results that I vow to do it more often.  Maybe this time it will stick!

This room also had a special project, which has been in the works for over a week.  I wanted to do a thorough cleaning of our queen-sized bed.  I removed all the sheets, turned the mattress, sprayed it with a disinfectant (I still haven't tried the baking soda idea I found), washed all the sheets and the dust ruffle, and re-assembled.  I was stumped on our down comforter, though.  Apparently, they can be washed, but my washing machine was too small, and it seems like an all-day job that would take lots of quarters at a laundry mat.  So I decided to splurge and have the thing professionally cleaned...until I discovered it would cost $40!  At that point My Love assured me that the comforter was clean enough for his taste, so (after having no blanket on the bed for a week) I caved in and put it back on the bed.  Today, my mother brought me a comforter that she and my dad no longer use, and I'm looking forward to updating our bedroom with it.

I'm really enjoying how pleasant it is to have a clean, sweet-smelling bedroom (not that it usually stinks; it just SMELLS clean now!); I wonder how I can make it a priority for the future?

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice...right?

In the old nursery rhyme, little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.  Well, today I deep-cleaned the girls' room, and let me tell you...there was not a bit of any of that in sight.  What DID I find?  Spiders, snails, and puppy dog [hair].  I think the writer of the nursery rhyme was confused.

Action Plan:
1.  Clean light fixture
2.  Dust all surfaces
3.  Clean window
4.  Wipe down doors
5.  Clean baseboards
6.  Vacuum

First of all:  the light fixture was done immediately, so I had no excuse to say later that I forgot about it.

I dusted the room, and it seemed like it was more dusty than other parts of the house.  It also seems to be the warmest room in the house because of a large window, so I wonder whether that has something to do with the air conditioning unit's attempt to work in overdrive.

The window took more scrubbing than the ones in other rooms have.  The Best likes (liked?) to sit with her head propped on the window sill and her nose pressed to the glass, which meant a lot of dirt and smudges to deal with.  It was when I opened the window to clean the tracks, though, that I got my biggest surprise.  The girls' window sits just over our "garden" -- a small patch of mulched dirt with a few sago palms and flowers growing in it.  My theory is that the bugs, frogs, and grime I found in the window originated in the garden.  The window track was coated with some sort of green slime that probably came from the sprinkler.  I know that we have lots of little frogs around, especially in the summer; several met their ends stuck between the window glass and the screen of the girls' bedroom.  And, yes, there were dead spiders and a snail.  (I have no idea how the snail got there; however, I have seen one in the garden before, so my theory is that s/he somehow climbed the brick and entered in at a crevice.)

I pulled out a new tool when wiping down the doors today:  my Up & Up "magic eraser" from Target.  Those things are fantastic for removing fingerprints, pencil and crayon marks, and muddy streaks from both doors and walls.

Cleaning the baseboards was uneventful, but things got interesting again when it was time to vacuum.  Cuddles and Mini-me entered the room, and they both wanted to help me vacuum the floor.  There was almost a fight over it.  This is the documentation:  when they are teenagers and try to shirk their chores, I will remind them that there once was a day when they fought for the privilege of doing them!

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Preventative Maintenance

Cuddles turned two on Monday.  It's been difficult for me to adjust; I've been identifying her age in months for...well...24 months now.  I can't believe I have a two-year-old!

On Monday, we celebrated ourselves; Mini-me and I sang her "Happy Birthday" in the morning, and I made brownie cupcakes for a special treat after dinner.  Her party, though, is today.  All grandparents, aunts, and uncles are invited, and that means I'll have about ten people in the house.  Time to clean!

Saturday morning, My Love took the girls to the park so that I could get some work done.  I started the washing machine, then got busy.  I assumed I had several hours' work ahead of me; that's been the description of most of my cleaning sprees thus far.  However (I timed it), I had the house shining in an hour and eight minutes.  Pretty impressive!  And I can identify exactly why the job was so quick and easy:  the house wasn't dirty...at least not dirty enough that I normally would have said it "needed" cleaning.  There was no visible dust and no debris on the carpet.  Still, I dusted all surfaces in all the common areas, swept the hallway and kitchen (I DID turn up a pretty respectable pile of crumbs there), and ran the vacuum.  By the time my family swept back into the house at 10:38, I was emptying the dust pan into the garbage can and looking with pride at a clean house! 

All members of our family have seen the home at its worst (specifically, when there was a newborn in the house), so there's no real need to impress them.  However, it does make me feel good to hone my hostessing abilities and set a nice backdrop for Cuddles's party.  She won't remember it, of course, and I hope that our guests will care more about the event itself than the clean carpets.  I guess, in the end, today' activities were mostly for my own satisfaction, and I'm proud to report that housekeeping is fast becoming a habit!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Master Bath: Part B

In addition to having a particularly large bathroom and being exposed to heavy chemical smells, I recognized another reason cleaning this room is taking so long:  since it's in a far-removed part of the house, I can't clean and watch/entertain my kids at the same time.  Yesterday (and today) I spent lots of time cleaning part of something, then checking on the kids, then running back to finish.  I also did the bulk of my cleaning while Baby Boy was sleeping, since I don't like to leave him in a room alone with his well-meaning but rough-loving sisters for more than a moment at a time.

Day 2 Action Plan:
1.  Clean shower
2.  Clean garden tub
3.  Clean door
4.  File loose papers 
5.  Sweep and mop and clean baseboards

Our shower has been a source of frustration for me ever since we moved into this house.  Seriously...when we first looked at it a few years ago, I told My Love that I hated the back yard (which has a steep incline and is therefore nearly unusable as a back yard) and that I hated the stand-up shower.  The price was right, though, so we figured that the two areas I disliked could be amended later.  As it turns out, those fixes are costly and time-consuming, and it's been much easier to simply live with things the way they are.  But I digress.

This shower...it's small.  It's not a luxury stand-up shower, with a seat.  It barely leaves room for me to shave my legs.  It's just the right size for ONE person.  There is no shelf space for shampoos, shaving creams, soaps, gels, and all the other things women store in their shower.  And on top of that, it's very difficult to clean.  You basically have to assume that you WILL get wet while leaning across the water stream to reach the far wall, so I've found that a sound technique is to clean the shower immediately before I plan to get in it.  Today, this meant cleaning it at 6:00 in the morning after returning from my a.m. run.  I doused it with the scrubbing bubble spray and left to have a glass of water.  When I returned ten minutes later, I was able to simply wipe down the majority of the unsightly gunk that had accumulated.  Really, I am consistently amazed by how dirty a shower can get when its entire purpose is to clean someone.  Between the dirt that washes off after My Love mows the lawn (which sticks to the floor), my hair clogging the drain (it's coming out in wads postpartum), soap scum (which is strange in and of itself), and dust along the top edges, our shower always seems dirty.  After I scrub it, I always want to scrub myself!  Today, though, the scrubbing bubbles did the job quickly, except that I had to go over some particularly tough soap scum a second time.  I also heard that you can use a dryer sheet to get soap scum off of shower doors, but I forgot to try it this time until after the cleaning was done.  Next time I'll give it a shot.

Next came the huge garden tub.  It's nice for a bubble bath, but I don't have the time for that very often.  I cleaned this with my scrubbing bubble cleaner too, and I learned a hard lesson:  it has bleach in it.  In order to reach the back side of the tub, I had to sit on the front side...and, apparently, the scrubbing bubbles hadn't been completely removed when I did.  I ended up with a few little white polka dots on my lavender (yep, you read that right) shorts.  (I think I can salvage them; apparently you can paint with bleach and make it look like you meant for that to happen.  I may try it in all my spare time.)  The biggest issue I had with cleaning the tub, though, is that when My Love painted the bathroom a few years ago, he left lots of tiny (pin-head-sized) flecks of paint on the tub.  It always looks dirty now, but I can't figure out a way to get them off.  Then again, I haven't tried mineral spirits...that is sort of out of my league, and we don't have any in the house.

We store our file cabinet in this random corner of our oversized bathroom that's not good for anything else.  It's a closet-sized nook in the bathroom behind the door, and it's got a small window in it.  Basically, that means that it's always either ten degrees hotter or colder than the rest of the room.  Because it's out of the way, it has been a convenient place to store my Sam's Club purchases (36-roll package of toilet paper, anyone?) and the file cabinet.  But...since no one sees the file cabinet, it's been easy to just pile papers on top of it until I feel like filing.  And the last time I felt like it was back before David was born.  So I took a break from the heady fragrance of the bathroom and sorted all my papers to file on the bed, then found them a permanent home.  Again, the visible lack of clutter and sense of order gave me a big boost that allowed me to keep on with my cleaning.

And finally...the floor.  One more set of baseboards gone over with a Lysol wipe; one more application of my fantastic Libman broom and mop, paired with ACV.  (I've got this down to an art.)  After two days of effort, the master bathroom smelled, looked, and felt cleaner than it has in months!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

(Not so Grand) Foyer

It's literally been almost an entire week since I began cleaning a new area of the house, for myriad reasons.  In short, though, I felt an itch to clean something, and I settled on the entryway of our house.  It's small, and it's the last of the areas that a guest might pass through on a visit that I haven't already cleaned.

Action plan:
1.  Clean light fixture
2.  Dust picture frames and entry table
3.  Wipe down doors and door frames
4.  Wipe base boards and mop

How can I put this?  I completely forgot about the light fixture.  As in, I didn't even recognize that it was part of the project until I sat down to write this post, looked over my shoulder, and noticed that it had not been touched.  I'm losing my organizational prowess!  Three light fixtures missed in the last three rooms cleaned!  I need to finish this post and then get on the ball.

I used Pledge and a cloth to clean the picture frames and table in the foyer.  Again, whether it's an area that we see consistently or there were few decorations to collect dust in the first place, it wasn't too dusty.  As I brushed off the surfaces, however, Mini-me came wandering over and asked to help.  She was too short to reach the picture frames, of course, so I gave her a damp rag and sent her to wipe down the base boards.  She happily obliged and was engaged for the next ten minutes or so.

The door faces reminded me of the cabinet doors in our kitchen; they aren't flat, but have indentions of about an eighth of an inch that collect dust. I found that the easiest way to clean these tiny lips was with a Lysol wipe and a toothpick.

I actively looked for a "surprisingly dirty place" in this room, and was initially (proudly) convinced that there was nothing there that merited consideration.  Then I wiped my apple-cider-vinegar-dipped rag across the top of the door frame and was rewarded with a layer of thick dust.  I was shocked, but at least the area was small and easy to clean.  Again...if it's out of sight, it's almost certainly more dirty than you'd believe.

Finally, I mopped.  Not on my hands and knees this time; I didn't have the energy.  At this point it was 11:30, all three kids were whining for lunch, and I was tired.  I just used my standard mop and assumed that, if nothing else, the foyer had achieved a higher level of cleanliness than it had when I started.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Less clutter=less dust

Today I tackled the second half of our large, open "living room", the part which officially is the office/play room/dining room area.  I had a few things going for me:  first, since this part of the house is used consistently, it's also consistently cleaned.  Second, the girls are largely responsible for keeping their portion clean, so I had very little clutter to deal with.  Going into it, I assumed that this part of the house would be much cleaner than the rest has been so far.  At the very least, I assumed I wouldn't have any significantly dirty parts to deal with.

Action Plan:
1.  Clean light fixture
2.  Remove items from each shelf of eight-foot bookcase and dust
3.  Clean window, valance, and blinds
4.  Dust computer desk and office shelves
5.  Dust china cabinet and buffet server
6.  Wipe down floor boards and vacuum

Right away, I ran into a pretty major road block.  In every room I've approached so far, I've moved from the highest point down.  In this case, the highest point was a light fixture in our vaulted ceiling that I estimate to be about 12 feet off the ground.  We have a step ladder, but it's only eight feet tall, and I was (understandably) afraid to climb that high without another adult to spot me or call 911 if I fell and fractured something.  So I skipped the light fixture outright and moved on to the book case.

Our book shelf is one of my favorite pieces of furniture, largely because My Love built it himself.  It's eight feet tall and eight feet wide, and it's been crammed with books, Bibles, office supplies, and toys in alternating proportions for the duration of our residence in the house.  When I considered removing everything from it to dust, it was a daunting task, but I began it with my trusty can of Pledge and a cleaning rag.  The lower shelves, as it turned out, were the cleanest.  I suppose I'm more aware of dust and debris in the areas which the children can reach, though I did have to scrub away a few dingy fingerprints along the floor.  My surprise came as I dusted the top of the bookcase, which has not been cleaned or seen since I first arranged a row of knick-knacks up there the day the book case was finished.  Though nowhere as disgusting as the grime atop the kitchen cabinets, I was shocked at the amount of dust that could accumulate on a surface over time.  It took -- wait for it -- FOUR cleaning rags to remove all the dust; each of them turned grey with use before I pulled another from the closet.  Essentially, I notice that surfaces that no one sees on a daily basis are consistently the dirtiest.  Also, I revisited a lesson from my kitchen cleaning experience:  the fewer things there are to collect dust, the easier they are to clean.  However, the book case doesn't boast dusty wine bottles that I can nonchalantly toss into the garbage.  Instead, every whatchamacallit on the shelves has some sort of sentimental value:  the alpaca will teddy bear from Ecuador; the samurai swords my father bought on a trip to Japan; the Winnie the Pooh figurine hand-painted by an old friend.  I simply resigned myself to wipe down every surface more often and accept that it will repeatedly get dirty (kind of like my kitchen floor).

Cleaning the single window seemed like a breeze; I've done five now, and this one was small.  However, I still haven't figured out how to clean the blinds or remove the screens from outside.  I think I'm going to need to devote a Saturday afternoon to scrubbing windows and screens from the outside.  (Right now, the windows don't look clean because of the outdoor smudges.)

I have heard that you're supposed to use a particular kind of cleaning product and cleaning wipe for electronics, but I don't have one around the house, and I assumed that a tiny amount of water on a slightly-damp soft cloth couldn't hurt anything.  I wiped off our computer tower, monitor, and keyboard.  The dust between individual keys was giving me fits; I think I've seen some kind of telemarketing commercial for a product that blows dust off a keyboard, and it must be the only thing that works, because a cloth just didn't cut it.  I hated to do it, but I left the computer and computer desk only about 99% clean and added "computer keyboard" to my mental list of failed projects that I'll need to re-evaluate at a later date.

All the furniture in our dining room is wood, though it doesn't match; this is also the least-decorated room in the house.  There's one photo of the girls in a large frame, and we also have an antique plate from my grandfather on a stand atop the china cabinet.  That's literally it.  Any guesses on how long it took to clean this quadrant of the room?  Only about 15 minutes, but I do need to go back and clean the light fixture.  It's a hanging one, so I can reach it, but it had been on all morning and was too hot to touch.  I turned it off after dusting the rest of the room, assuming I'd let it cool and then come back to it, but it completely slipped my mind until I sat down to write this post.

I approached the base boards with Lysol wipes (I had to buy a new can over the weekend!), which seems to be the most effective way.  Unlike in the kitchen, I didn't go back over them with a dryer sheet.  I'm going to assume that there is less dust and dog hair blowing around the carpeted area than on the tile.  And...a quick run with the vacuum cleaner, and I was done!

This portion of the house seemed to go by really quickly.  Honestly, it was simple, to, but I didn't "feel" like it was clean when I was done.  I'm not sure whether it was because I skipped a few areas, such as the light fixtures, or because it wasn't as dirty in the first place (which means there wasn't a huge change to notice).  Regardless, I can now say that the common areas in the house are acceptably clean, and that makes me feel like I've accomplished a great deal.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Living room

Day 3:  The Living Room

Our house has what's called an open floor plan.  I'm not entirely sure what that means in architectural terms, but it appears to mean that the common areas -- living room, dining room, and kitchen -- are all basically segments of a single, large room.  It makes our house look bigger, but it also made decorating a bit of a pain.  It also means that my first few days' effort at cleaning the largest part of our house required me to tackle a different portion of the same room each day.

The living room is longer than it is wide, so we have partitioned it off with a couch and a book case.  One side is considered the actual living room, and the other side is our office/play area.  Today, I tackled the living room itself.

Here's the action plan:
1.  Take down and wash curtains
2.  Attempt to clean the blinds AGAIN
3.  Wash insides of windows and window tracks
4.  Clean fan and light fixture
5.  Clean fireplace
6.  Dust all furniture
7.  Vacuum floor
8.  Steam clean carpet

After cleaning the breakfast nook on my first day of work, I knew what to expect with the windows.  When I removed the curtains, I encountered dust and cobwebs.  That didn't particularly please me, but I also wasn't surprised.  A quick trip through the washing machine ended up taking care of the curtains, but I still have yet to find a successful way to clean the blinds.  I earnestly tried to wipe each individual blind piece down with a cloth, but they still didn't come clean.  My Love says that this size blinds cost $5.95 at Lowe's; there may be a few new sets in our future.

Cleaning the fan and lights was an uneventful task except that I was unable to hide the fact that I was climbing something from the kids.  Mini-me stood at the base of the chair and kept up a running dialogue: "Mama, what are you doing?"
"I'm cleaning, sweetie."
"What are you cleaning?"
"I'm cleaning the lights and the fan."
"Oh...how did they get dirty?"
"They just did.  They got dusty, and I need to get the dust off."
"Oh...can I help?"
"No, honey, you're too short."
"But I can climb up on a chair like you and reach them."
"Sweetie, you'd need a bigger chair than this one to be able to reach the lights."
"Well, you could go buy me one."
Eventually, I set she and Cuddles down at the dining room table with some play dough that they had found in an Easter egg hunt at their grandparents' house over the weekend.  They were content to make "crackers", "pancakes", and "pretzels" for the next half hour (at which point, obviously, it was time for lunch).

The "most dirty place in the room" award goes to our fireplace.  I found that incredibly interesting, since it hasn't been used since we moved into the house over four years ago.  It doesn't really get cold enough to need fires around here, and we also don't want to worry with cleaning up ashes or keeping little fingers out of the grate.  I figured I might find some dust in the fireplace, but no real dirt.  Oh, was I wrong!   To begin, I removed a decorative candle stand that we keep in there to keep it from looking stark.  The top few coils were laced with spider webs covered in dust.  As a side note, I abhor spiders.  They make me scream and run the other direction.  I almost stopped cleaning right then, but the fact that the webs were dusty led me to believe that the spider had likely already met his or her demise.  I was correct; I later discovered his/her body underneath a candle that had been lit at Valentine's Day.  As to the task at hand:  I wiped down the candle stand with ACV, which was equally effective at removing dust, spider webs, and ash.  I then wiped down the inside of the fireplace itself.  To my surprise, our flue was open (and I have no idea how it got that way).  I closed the flue, and when I did, a shower of ash fell into the fireplace.  It was actually quite a chore to wipe it all out; when ash gets wet, it simply makes gray and black streaks, so I went through multiple cleaning rags and bowls of ACV in order to get it clean.  My last fireplace task was to dust our screen.  This proved to be the most difficult thing I've done yet other than cleaning the blinds.  Dust particles clung to the mesh screen when I wiped them with the ACV.  I ended up brushing the screen vigorously ("Mama, why are you hitting that?") to dislodge the dust.  That just made the dust float in the air, but I was hoping that whatever surface it landed on would be easier to clean.

A quick pass over the furniture with Pledge and a rag, and I was ready to vacuum.  Yes, again...the Beast had left a trail of dog food crumbs from her bowl to the couch, and the floor looked just as dirty as it had before I vacuumed yesterday.  There was no help from the kids today, as they were busy with peanut-butter-and-local-honey sandwiches (which they would rather than than just about anything else I could make).  And then I paused; in a strange twist of events, steam cleaning the carpets has become My Love's job.  (The one time I tried I left puddles in the carpet.)

It was really pleasant for me to discover that most of the house isn't going to be as dirty as the kitchen was; dusting and vacuuming are chores I actually keep up with pretty consistently, and I'm hopping it will pay off as I work toward having the entire house cleaned at one time.

Friday, April 13, 2012

The Meaning of "Grime"

Day 2:  The Kitchen

I was really inspired by how much better the house looked and I felt after Day 1, so I actually got up early this morning eager to clean.  (How long will THAT last?)  I attacked the kitchen with gusto.  Here was the kitchen action plan:

1.  Remove decor from above cabinets, purge as necessary, clean as needed, and wipe cabinet tops
2.  Wipe down all cabinet doors
3.  Go through cabinets for dishes that can be given to Goodwill
4.  Clean microwave
5.  Clean oven
6.  Clean kitchen counter and all appliances on it
7.  Clean refrigerator
8.  Scrub sink
9.  Clean garbage can
10.  Wipe down floorboards and mop

Some of the best advice I found on house cleaning during my "spring cleaning" run on Pinterest was to start from the top and work my way down.  That way, any dirt I remove from a high location doesn't muss an already-clean low location.  The highest point in our kitchen is the 12-inch gap between our top cabinets and the ceiling, so I started there.

The majority of the "decor" (another of those words that sounds much too glamorous for what we actually have) was empty wine bottles from years and years ago.  I thought they were sophisticated.  As it turns out, they were just dusty, as was everything else up there (a giraffe-shaped cookie jar, some bright red candles, and a decorative olive oil bottle).  I don't mean just "dust" either.  If you're imagining something that you could brush away with a feather duster, you're in the wrong time zone.  This stuff is now officially what I will think of when I hear the word "grime".  It's basically dust that was glued down to all available surfaces with the residue of everything I've cooked on the stovetop for the last four years.  I had to scrub so vigorously to get it off that I quickly decided that the effort was only worthwhile for the decorative items I really wanted to keep.  That means that all the old, empty wine bottles went into the garbage can, and we now have a much more streamlined look in our kitchen.

The grime was also caked on top of the cabinets themselves.  In theory, a little elbow grease would have been enough to remove the stuff, but in practice, it turns out that I'm a very awkward height.  Our stepladder put me too far away from the countertop to reach the cabinets.  I then tried a chair, but could barely see past the lip at the cabinets' edge.  Finally -- since the kids were entertained with "Jake and the Neverland Pirates", I just stood on top of the counter itself.  I could now reach, but I'm so tall that I couldn't stand upright.  I spent about thirty minutes with my head inclined about twenty degrees to the left and my arm lifted up just over shoulder level, scrubbing at this caked-on dust with all my might.  (On a side note, Lose It! says that an hour of housework burns 154 calories!)  I used a bowl of my trusty apple cider vinegar (ACV) mixed with water, then finished up with a Lysol wipe.  When I was done, I was sore and sweaty, but, by golly, my cabinet tops (which no one ever sees) were clean.

The rest of the morning was uneventful. I used ACV to wipe off every surface in the kitchen.  At one point, Mini-me announced that she wanted to help, and I discovered another advantage of the vinegar:  I could give her a rag dipped in the stuff and not worry about its toxicity.  I had her wipe down the lower cabinets and the dishwasher, and she did a good job, for a four-year-old.  I went behind her with a Lysol wipe on the end of a toothpick to get into the crevices where the cabinets jut out a bit to be decorative.  I think anybody would be surprised at how much dust collects on that tiny surface!

Cleaning the oven is likely going to be a future source of experimentation for me.  I have a self-cleaning oven, so last night I turned it on while we slept.  Apparently (after the fact), you're supposed to open windows and make sure children and small animals aren't around the oven while it's cleaning.  Oops.  Also, though the self-cleaning part cleaned the majority of the oven, there were caked-on bits on the oven door that didn't come off even after a vigorous scrubbing.  So I checked out this website, which recommended sprinkling the inside of the oven with baking soda and vinegar.  I tried that and found that the mixture made a satisfying sizzling noise and bubbled as though it was doing something; however, it didn't touch the gunk.  I got frustrated, closed the oven, and decided to come back to it later.  The next day, though, when I opened the oven to cook dinner, the gunk was completely gone, as if it had eroded away.  (Further examination of the website revealed that I was supposed to let the baking soda and vinegar sit overnight.)  I just wiped out a few little white streaks and was done.

In part two of my "nastiest place in the room" series, I'd like to call your attention to the area underneath the pull-out drawer beneath your oven.  I assumed that since it was under the oven, it couldn't be TOO dirty, but in that I was about as correct as assuming that the area under a booster seat couldn't get dirty. This place was filthy.  My one consolation was that it was an isolated area that no one sees or touches.  There was more of the grime down there, plus some dust bunnies, crumbs, dead bugs, and a few lost Goldfish and Cheerios (we eat a lot of those around here).  Again, I wiped and then scrubbed it with ACV, followed by a Lysol wipe.

The refrigerator took a surprisingly long time to clean because I removed every jar and bottle and wiped each of them down as well.  I also cleaned the shelves and drawers in the sink.  However, it was also one of the most satisfying things I've cleaned yet, because I saw immediate results.  It also seems to be lasting a bit longer than the other, more high-kid-traffic areas I've targeted.  My nice, clean floor, for example, is dirty already, and I'm about to head off to do my daily sweeping.

So far, I'm pretty happy with my apple cider vinegar, which is also cheaper than most cleaning products and seems safe to use on just about any surface; however, in really icky places, I've been chasing it with a Lysol wipe (which I need to buy more of).  The baking soda also worked so well on the oven that I may experiment with using household products to clean other areas of the house.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Lessons Learned: Breakfast Nook

I think the biggest lesson I learned from cleaning this particular portion of my house is that I DO, most likely, need to sweep every day.  I also need to clean up small messes -- table crumbs, for example -- immediately after they happen.  Very often I get busy and forget.  Other times (I'm almost ashamed to say), I intentionally leave the floor and table alone because I know they will just get dirtier, so I wait for an appropriate level of dirt before cleaning.  I don't want a clean floor to turn into an obsession; I honestly don't think I can keep it clean for more than a few hours (which is how long nap time lasts).  But I don't want to deal with "gross" again, either.

As far as windows, I probably need to clean the inside and outside once every two to three months.  I saw a recommendation for twice a year somewhere online, but the weather is pleasant for so long around here that we have them open often, and I don't want dirt, bugs, and dead frogs working their way onto my floors.  

Now I just need to figure out the screens and blinds and add them to some sort of rotating schedule as well.

Can you get carpal tunnel syndrome from overuse of a sponge?

Day 1: Eat-in kitchen

To say that our house has a "breakfast nook" makes it seem much larger and more sophisticated than it really is. When I think of a breakfast nook, I imagine a gazebo-like outcropping of a fifty-year-old home, likely with a window seat, looking out into an immaculate backyard flower garden. Our home is not fifty years old and has no gazebo, window seat, or flower garden. What we DO have is a large kitchen with a bar across the middle of it. On the far side of the bar we have our everyday table and chairs (for my husband, my girls, and myself) and a well-used high chair (for Baby Boy).

I hope I'm not alone in saying that this particular portion of our home is always dirty. Always. Almost without exception. I could sweep it every day (at times I have, actually) and still find unidentifiable crumbs on the floor a short hour later. The sides of the table where the girls sit are sort of permanently encrusted with a combination of peanut butter, pancake syrup, and goldfish crumbs. The Beast does her part at cleaning up large table scraps, but her attentions can't begin to make up for a thorough cleaning.


The Action Plan:
  1. Take down and wash curtains.
  2. Clean blinds.
  3. Wash windows.
  4. Remove and wash window screens.
  5. Dust wall art and wine rack.
  6. Scour clean booster seat and high chair (washing covers as appropriate).
  7. Clean chairs and table, then polish.
  8. Empty baker's rack, thoroughly wipe surfaces and drawers, and reorganize contents.
  9. Wipe floorboards.
  10. Sweep and mop.
That process took about five hours, with appropriate breaks in the middle for feeding the baby, changing diapers (on Cuddles AND Baby Boy), and fixing snacks and lunches. It wasn't as easy as I expected, and I was unpleasantly surprised at the amount of dirt I removed.

I performed the bulk of my cleaning with apple cider vinegar. A friend had told me that it was a good cleaning agent without the toxicity of ammonia, so I went with it.  I had an enormous bottle that would have been appropriate for doing bicep curls; by the end of the morning, it was empty.  As I wiped down an area and the water got too dirty, which was often, I'd dump it out and start fresh.

The tracks of the windows may have been the nastiest part of the entire room. Granted, they are sort of on the outside of the house, so what I was wiping up was literally dirt blown in from the back yard.  Oh, and a few dead spiders and a small, desiccated frog.  I was able to clean the window tracks easily enough, but I ran into a snag when I couldn't figure out how to remove the window screens.  This site explained how to clean them, and it sounded pretty straightforward, but I will need to wait until I can get My Love to remove them later.  I also cleaned the windows themselves the "traditional" way, with Windex (the generic brand, anyway).  I found some advice about cleaning windows with a squeegee here.  It sounded smart, but like a lot of work, so I skipped it.  As it turns out, Windex really just seems to rearrange the streaks, so I may have to return to the squeegee method anyway.

I washed the curtains, and was appalled at the dust that came off.  We hung the curtains (homemade by my mother-in-law) when we moved into the house four years ago.  And they haven't come down since.  Though they were dusty, it came off easily in the wash.

I also removed the window blinds and tried to give them a good cleaning, using several different methods which I'll detail in another post.  Let's just say that it was a complete and utter failure.

Dusting of the light fixtures, wall art, and baker's rack were uneventful, quick, and easy.  It's really amazing how much cleaner the room looked after cleaning just those items!

Cuddles's booster seat is perpetually dirty, and I had resigned myself to the face that it would always be that way.  However, with diligent effort (and no instruction manual) I figured out how to remove and machine-wash the straps, then scrub the surface with apple cider vinegar followed by a Lysol wipe.  It now looks brand-new!

The breakfast room table is significantly older than I am.  We got the table when my grandfather passed away, and he's had it as long as I can remember.  It's solid wood, but a bit rickety, and the stain has definitely seen better days.  One of the most difficult aspects of the table is the drop leafs on each end.  Unbeknownst to me, every spill and crumb that could manage it had worked its way into the crevices.  When I dropped the leaves, I encountered "gunk" that I had to scrub off with the textured side of my well-used kitchen sponge.

Sweeping the floor didn't turn up anything more interesting than what a mom would find on her kitchen floor on a daily basis.  After the sweeping, though, I bit the bullet.  After hearing a friend tell me that she used to scrub her kitchen floor on her hands and knees every day (before she had kids, she admitted), I decided I needed to try it at least once in my life.  I wiped down the baseboards with my trusty apple cider vinegar; according to this website it's something that should be done weekly.  I'm not sure it's every been done.  I understandably came up with a lot of dirt.  Afterwards I scrubbed the floor with a sponge, hitting the sticky spots that I would normally miss with a mop.  And I have to say, the kitchen floor almost sparkled.

I moved all the furniture and curtains back into their places and was proud.  The house had that "clean" smell that I craved, and one room was as spic-and-span as I could hope to make it. Today went so well that I have the motivation to continue!